REASONS FOR SITTING AT THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH
1.] Scientific tests have shown that the air at the front of the church is fresher since there is less demand for it.
2.] You want to justify the feeling you’ve always had that everyone’s looking at you.
3.] You only have to comb the back of your hair and iron the back of your shirt/blouse.
4.] You want to make sure that no one sits beside you.
5.] You actually love worshipping God and feeding on His word.