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OUT OF MY MIND – 30th March Reasons to sit at front of church

REASONS FOR SITTING AT THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH

 

1.] Scientific tests have shown that the air at the front of the church is fresher since there is less demand for it.

 

2.] You want to justify the feeling you’ve always had that everyone’s looking at you.

 

3.] You only have to comb the back of your hair and iron the back of your shirt/blouse.

 

4.] You want to make sure that no one sits beside you.

 

5.] You actually love worshipping God and feeding on His word.

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